I carry a knife, But it’s just in case of cake.

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NOBODY MOVE!!! I lost a contact lens.

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Sex in the air?? Chains and whips?!?! THIS b*tch IS CRAZY!!!!

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Poor Mr. Kitty.....

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The air....... tastes of bacon.

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Look at MEEEEE, DAMN IT!!!

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Classic LOLcat

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